Posts Tagged ‘brain termites’

I’m having writer’s block!

April 16, 2011

Remember how in my last post I was all “I’m gunna write a legit post soon, so hold your breath!” Well stop holding your breath because a real post isn’t coming any time soon. Why? I think I have brain termites. No, seriously.

Exhibit 1: I was going to write a post entitled “What your sleeping position says about your personality,” and it was going to be full of drawings and magic and awesomeness. But then it just never happened. I lost interest. Instead, I didn’t post anything.

Exhibit 2: I was going to write an homage to bacon, explaining its wonderful magnificence and how delicious it is and how much I’m craving some right now, but then I didn’t. I don’t know why. I just couldn’t get my brain thoughts out into the open.

Exhibit 3: Recently, I was struck with horribly sad news. Ahmed came back from Oman and told me that the College of Agriculture at SQU no longer produces my favourite chocolate milk on Wednesdays, rather, they’ve moved production to Sundays. This is a great tragedy. I cried for hours. Who goes to Oman on Sundays? No one! I will probably never taste this delectable treat ever again. I was going to write a tribute to SQUCOACM*, but was too devastated to get the words out.

Exhibit 4: I came up with the most brilliant invention in the history of inventions (even better than bacon bits), and was going to detail it in a blog post, but then I feared someone would steal my idea and get rich and famous off it, so I decided not to write about it.

Exhibit 5: I had a dream. Natalie Portman was the leading actress. She died multiple times. Something about Source Code. I forgot the other content, so I couldn’t write it as a post even though it would have been awesome.

So instead, all I’ve left you with this week is a shitty little post about this tweet-generator, and I don’t even like using twitter! This is unacceptable.

Therefore, I have decided to combine Exhibits 1, 2, 3, and 5 into a drawing, in order to try and make up for the fact that hungry little termites are eating my brain cells and rendering me incapable of writing a proper post.**

Click to enlarge:

*Sultan Qaboos University College of Agriculture Chocolate Milk

**Note: Exhibit 4 will not be featured anywhere until I get an approved patent.

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