Archive for the ‘Video’ Category

Word of the Day #2

February 20, 2011

numnah n. a felt or sheepskin pad placed between a horse’s back and the saddle to prevent chafing

Internet = Procrastination

December 21, 2010

That’s a real mathematical formula, developed by Isaac Newton before the Internet even existed. He used the imaginary number, i, to denote this then-unknown phenomenon, but now we all know it as “Internet.” His initials even form the first two letters of the word! And the latin root ternet literally translates to “a lot of shit accumulated in a weird parallel cyber universe to generate entertainment, knowledge, and communication for the masses.” Yep, all that from just one little root.

As you can see from the above-average amounts of nonsense I’m spitting out today, I am officially crazy. Why? It’s finals season. And with finals comes studying. And with studying comes procrastination. And with procrastination comes cramming. And with cramming comes? Insanity.

Anyway, because I don’t foresee a real blog post being published any time in the near future (i.e. the next couple of days), I’ve decided to leave you with a few worthwhile links I’ve stumbled upon during my procrastination journeys:

This psycho Twi-hard freaks the fuck out and it’s both hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

Americans ask really stupid questions.

Why can’t it understand the Scottish accent?

And that’s all you deserve for now. I actually have to get back to studying. Stop distracting me!

P.S. I’m seriously not liking the fact that Sir Newton is overpowering my four little mini-me’s.

Facebook = Life

November 12, 2010

I stumbled across this today and thought it was cute, so I’m sharing it with you. Plus, Paint It Black is an awesome song, regardless of what it accompanies. So, you know, double win!

Bart’s long lost twin brother

August 27, 2010

I stumbled upon this video on YouTube today, and this is exactly what Bart does any time an empty box is left unattended somewhere in the house. Whether you have a cat or not, you’ll appreciate the humour. Even the sound effects are spot on!

Breakfast Juice

July 5, 2010

So I finally succumbed to my nagging Software Updates and just clicked everything and let my laptop do the rest. Turns out, I got a newer version of iPhoto and iMovie, so I decided to put the two together and create a short and pointless little stop-motion video. But because I’m poor and didn’t feel like paying for the video upgrade for this blog, I decided instead to create a free YouTube account, upload the video there, and then embed it here. Poor folk are clever, eh?

IMPORTANT SUGGESTION (especially to people like Ma, who are kind of computer illiterate): Press the play button. Then press the pause button. Wait for the bar to turn red (i.e. completely loaded). Then press play again and enjoy.

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