Yes, I’m a failure.

So remember how I made it my New Year’s resolution to post once a week? And you know how I have a badge on the right that says “I’m part of Post A Week 2011?” And you know how it’s been like three whole weeks or even more since I last posted?! Yeah, it’s because I’m a good-for-nothing liar and a cheat. Also, I’ve been busy.

I decided to go back to this site for shits and giggles, and I’ll post some of my predicted tweets below. There will be no drawings today, so if you’re expecting some, don’t.

“I need to find em. Lasers, no. I’m gunna do one of those two birds. DON’T LIE, THEY’RE IDENTICAL!”

“:/ I don’t like Jagger.”

“Hahahaha, salinity! Oh wait, no. But perhaps a likeable monster.”

“Oh, and boring: I need to mention boring.”

“I’ll be hotter than Satan’s ballsack EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.”

“Wait, there’s a prize?! I could survive on the flu.”

“I wonder what’s up with rainbows and waterworks, yes. D:”

“Duty Free cigarettes. Haha, precisely. It puts the double negative.”

“I don’t see the lines of snow. You’re asking for the tortoises.”

“I wonder why British sitcoms are so damn sexy.”

“I wonder why I don’t like assholes. Meh.”

“I’m going to insert all the phone numbers in my head and see Aliens do football. Intense.”

 

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2 Responses to “Yes, I’m a failure.”

  1. lostinamirage Says:

    Yes, you are a loser slash fabulous supermodel. Update your blog already!

    And unless you’ve been abducted by aliens and taken to another planet without an internet connection, would it kill you to log on to g-chat occasionally? :P

  2. Pelzina's relative Says:

    Listen, lostinamirage…. you have, as always, a valid point. In Berlin at the moment, or more specifically, in my mother’s place in Oldenburg. WILL get to my gmail chat on Thursday/latest weekend.

    Onamato is really beginning to annoy me by constantly neglecting her blogchild!!! Will try and do something about it when I get back!!!!

    Hang in there and keep the faith!

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