Archive for April, 2011

Yep, I’m delusional.

April 23, 2011

Okay so one exam down, two to go. I’m suffering from dementia. I promise I’ll post something proper soon! But for now I have to leave you with a comic I made that I think is exceptionally hilarious.

Although, now that I look at it, I realise I’m just an idiot.

WTIA #2

April 19, 2011

Man, I’m on a roll today! I love exam season!

Procrastinating, as usual

April 19, 2011

I have nothing really to write today, but I’m trying everything in my power to not study for exams*, because it’s boring. So I’ve decided to share a picture of buildings with you. It’s not to scale though, because I’m lazy like that. Note: Unless you have superhuman vision, you’ll probs need to click the image for a larger, readable version.

*For those of you who are concerned, don’t worry. I studied nine chapters today.

Well this is awkward…

April 19, 2011

Welcome to the first installment of “Well this is awkward…” featuring me! In awkward situations!

More to come.

P.S. I’m going to abbreviate the title to WTIA from now on. Yes.

Word(s) of the Day #6

April 18, 2011

hone v. to sharpen [“Michael Phelps thought he’d hone his skills by cutting his body with razors and attempting to out-swim the sharks that chased him.]

home v. to move towards a target [“The hungry sharks homed in on Michael Phelps.]

Note: “Honing in” has recently been considered an acceptable replacement for “homing in,” and many dictionaries use them interchangeably. However, I still find this incorrect, so I’m sharing the truth with you. You’re welcome.

I’m having writer’s block!

April 16, 2011

Remember how in my last post I was all “I’m gunna write a legit post soon, so hold your breath!” Well stop holding your breath because a real post isn’t coming any time soon. Why? I think I have brain termites. No, seriously.

Exhibit 1: I was going to write a post entitled “What your sleeping position says about your personality,” and it was going to be full of drawings and magic and awesomeness. But then it just never happened. I lost interest. Instead, I didn’t post anything.

Exhibit 2: I was going to write an homage to bacon, explaining its wonderful magnificence and how delicious it is and how much I’m craving some right now, but then I didn’t. I don’t know why. I just couldn’t get my brain thoughts out into the open.

Exhibit 3: Recently, I was struck with horribly sad news. Ahmed came back from Oman and told me that the College of Agriculture at SQU no longer produces my favourite chocolate milk on Wednesdays, rather, they’ve moved production to Sundays. This is a great tragedy. I cried for hours. Who goes to Oman on Sundays? No one! I will probably never taste this delectable treat ever again. I was going to write a tribute to SQUCOACM*, but was too devastated to get the words out.

Exhibit 4: I came up with the most brilliant invention in the history of inventions (even better than bacon bits), and was going to detail it in a blog post, but then I feared someone would steal my idea and get rich and famous off it, so I decided not to write about it.

Exhibit 5: I had a dream. Natalie Portman was the leading actress. She died multiple times. Something about Source Code. I forgot the other content, so I couldn’t write it as a post even though it would have been awesome.

So instead, all I’ve left you with this week is a shitty little post about this tweet-generator, and I don’t even like using twitter! This is unacceptable.

Therefore, I have decided to combine Exhibits 1, 2, 3, and 5 into a drawing, in order to try and make up for the fact that hungry little termites are eating my brain cells and rendering me incapable of writing a proper post.**

Click to enlarge:

*Sultan Qaboos University College of Agriculture Chocolate Milk

**Note: Exhibit 4 will not be featured anywhere until I get an approved patent.

Twitter Predictions

April 16, 2011

So I found this site that can predict what your next tweet might be, based on your already existing “twitter DNA.” Here are some of my favourite ones that it generated:

“I HAVE COME UP WITH A PLAN! You can like, silhouette yourself even. For me.”

“Cocaine? I haven’t practiced.”

“I need to make pancakes. Might be able to sleep in movies.”

“I keep forgetting about testicles. Watching Bruno now. Yeah, kinda.”

“Need to feed the skin. Need to become even more awesome than pork.”

“Just got back from Adam’s. Learned about twitter. Will let you know.”

“I wonder if I’ll *actually* do it. I need a really, really, really BAD idea.”

“I started over. Whammy!”

“Will let you know when ants crawl on the tortoises. *shakes uncontrollably*”

“Where is my fix? God I hate mosquitos.”

P.S. I know this doesn’t count as a legit post. Will do a proper one a little later.


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